“[after Pee Wee passes out]
Cowboy #1: What’s your name?
Pee-wee: I can’t remember.
Cowboy #2: Where are you from?
Pee-wee: I can’t remember.
Cowboy #1: Can you remember anything?
Pee-wee: I remember… the Alamo.
[Texans cheer]
Simone: I know you’re right, Pee-wee, but…
Pee-wee: But what? Everyone I know has a big “But…? C’mon, Simone, let’s talk about *your* big “But”
Pee-wee: I’m here to see Francis!
Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee: Busy doing what?
Butler: He’s having his bath.
Pee-wee: Oh, really?
[shouts]
Pee-wee: Where are they hosing him down?
Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I?
Pee-wee: Aren’t we gonna see the basement?
Tina: [laughs] There’s no basement at the Alamo!
Pee-wee Herman: [as hotel desk clerk; in deep voice] Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
— Pewee’s Big Adventure most memorable quotes
